At least he tried, but that he was proud enough to get his missus to take a photo of this creepy atrocity is a different story.
[Image found here.]
Truly Scary Halloween Costume
Category: Bizarre
Banana-Fanna Hot Links
$650.
Seal bitchslaps kayaker with octopus.
There’s a new blog in town and it’s bitter. Check it out.
Watch the following in sequence:
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 1.
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 2.
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 3.
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 4.
This is kinda related, but you’ll wish you hadn’t seen it. (Don’t worry, it’s SFK.)
Russian “feminist” attacks dozens of men with bleach because she doesn’t like how they sit on the subway.
People have been posting Amazon customer reviews for Tuscan Dairy Whole Milk 128 oz. for over a decade and they’re awesome.
This book sells a lot of copies, but only got 3 reviews.
A reference to farts by 16 year-olds in a High School yearbook could disqualify Supreme Court Justice Nominee Kavanaugh? Pheeew.
The .GIF Friday Post No. 552 – Limbo Clothesline, Deleting Unused Icons & Making a Cookie Cutter
Another Great Gift Idea – Fishflops
What a bass ad idea. [Found here.]
Quality Experience Service
“Maintenance and Sanitation Products.”
One can only guess what he’s hiding in that drum…
[Found here.]
The Soul of a Cat
Ever Lovin’ Blue-Eyed Hot Links
She got a what up her what? (NSFK).
Not the response that CNN wanted.
How the @Twitter algorithm works.
Bonehemian Rhapsody (and no, that’s not a typo).
BREAKING NEWS: Bert and Ernie are not gay. Film at 11.
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Bert and Ernie are not gay Russian spies. Film at 11:30.
Audi has unveiled a new all-electric car, the e-tron, but there’s one small problem.
[Top image found here.]
Saturday Matinee – Petting an Octopus, David Byrne, Cab Calloway & The Rutles
He might not realize it, but the octopus is tasting him. [Found here, via here.]
Everybody’s coming to David Byrne‘s house. Everybody. [via].
Nice lip synch & choreography to Cab Calloway‘s December1948 recording of “Everybody Eats When They Come To My House.” (Everybody eats, except for one guy).
Okay so now we’ve got a food theme going.
The Rutles were one great parody band (perhaps surpassed by 
but even that is arguable). The album “All You Need Is Cash” is so spot-on that those who don’t know it was a hoax think it’s the real Fab Four Try it. It really sounds like a Beatles Greatest Hits compilation.
Dylan Hears A Who is awesome, also. Lemme know if you want a .zip file that includes the CD liner notes.
Have a great weekend, folks. See you back here tomorrow when we’ll discuss unprovable allegations from over 30 years ago attempting to destroy an honorable man’s career, family and life by people who have no ethics and want to eradicate the U.S. Constitution by fiat.
That octopus is awesome.
The .Gif Friday Post No. 551 – Traffic Conehead, Limbo Master & Hacky Sack Pro
Koi Got Your Tongue?
[h/t Nancy H. via email.]
Tacky Raccoons 