Category: Bunk Stuff

The Tally Sheet

I found this in the recycle box about a month ago and realized that I’d found an ancient calendar of sorts.

Although I can’t read the runes, it appears to be a tally of something, registered almost daily, sorted in eight stacked blocks, with horizontal lines dividing the rows 5/3. Most squares contain three or four “events” and some have only two. Some days are missing, some are x’ed out and Monday appears only twice. It spans 26 weeks, half a year.

I’d ask the Missus, but that would be too easy.
Maybe I really don’t want to know.

Jen, Jen, Jen…

[All are my own except for the 2nd. The quote in blue is verbatim from a recent press conference.]

Hey, Mr. Spaceman.

Rotated, stretched, cropped, inverted & adjusted colors, all because I saw a face. Undoctored image found here.

Continue reading “Hey, Mr. Spaceman.”

Stuff I do when I’m bored.

Most of these were done as experiments in photoshoppery and to post elsewhere as nonverbal snarky commentary. If you like ’em, steal ’em. If you don’t, meh. Click on any image to enlarge.

[Related posts here.]

Keleusmatical Hot Links

Guitar Boogie Shuffle, The Virtues (1958)Recorded as Guitar Boogie Shuffle in 1953 by both The Esquire Boys and The Super-Sonics, Frank Virtue (aka Frank Virtuoso) was 35 when he recorded this cover of Arthur Smith & His Crackerjacks 1948 hit Guitar Boogie.

My opinion.

Poncho Sales.

Dog likes Pavarotti.

Don’t try this at home.

Now about this QAnon business…

Banjo Boy. (It’s not who you think it is.}

The first “toy” to be advertised on TV.

A bored Viking traced his feet 1100 years ago.

Why is that person running? [h/t Feral Irishman]

What Did Jack Do is 17 minutes of pure David Lynch.

Top image: The missus was about to pitch these cool shades, and my new mask stops BBs at 800fps, so it ought to be able to stop a flying ‘Rona. I’ll test it out at the clinic on Monday.

From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 661 – Winter

[All .gif transformations were created from photos found via DuckDuckGo image search. Photos for top morph were stolen shamelessly and without permission from Dan J.]

WE’RE HIRING!

I’ve Got A Little Happy Dude

I had a CT scan last week. Just for the heck of it I asked if I could get a copy of the .dcm files and they burned me a DVD that included viewing software. Pure awesome.

I opened the program, fumbled around a bit, and found that I have a little happy dude living right under my chin.

In another file, there were soft-tissue images, and the little happy dude showed up there, too.

The scan turned up nothing significant. That made me VERY happy.

Grumpkin 2020

The sketch & template are mine, the missus did the evisceration.
Previous grumpkins here.

Will it be Covfefe or Trunalimunumaprzure? Election Day 2020

If in doubt on a Proposition, vote NO.
If in doubt on any Candidate, ABSTAIN.
If anyone asks you how you voted, LIE.

ICYMI: 1st unintelligible word in title is Trump‘s classic;
2nd babblecluster is Biden‘s.

[h/t AoP.]