Category: Humor

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Largest shovel-tailed snow snake ever seen.

From The Juvenile But Funny Department: Win / Fail.

“Skee-Ball is my life.” Guy’s dream project got stomped by SJWs.

DIY lifehack for Teenagers. Similar How To Do It vids linked here.

Throwing dollar bills to bums on LA’s skid row from the top of a $50k van is not a humanitarian gesture. Dude thinks he’s feeding animals.

“Yeah, the days are getting longer, but at least it’s not the end of the decade.” Bunk Strutts 29 December 2019

From The Statistical Statistics Department:

The Federal Bureaus of Prisons: says 92.9% non-whites and 7.1% whites were incarcerated as of 21 December 2019, therefore it’s a racist system. Oh wait…

The “For Every 100 Girls/Women” chart is interesting. Links to stats backing it up are here [via].

Now about the minimum wage…

From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

[Top image: Ron Popeil.]

The .Gif Post Friday No. 615 – Scantily-Clad Blonde Eating Cherries, Naked Shoe Girl & A RoboDog Plays In The Snow

[Found here, here and here. h/t Carolyn R. for the 2nd one.]

Calvin sans Hobbes

[Found in here. Related posts here and here.]

The View From The Sled Biscuits

[Found here.]

I’m Dreaming Of A White Hot Links

Whiplash.

This is Sheba.

A Cutworm Tapestry.

Baboons aren’t very nice.

The Adventure Of The Three Garridebs.

Need a comfort tardigrade? Get one here.

Impeachment: What’s it all about, Alfie?

Don’t drink but want to experience the morning after?
The Hangover Suit is just for you.

Captain’s Log StarDate 26 DEC 2119: USS Enterprise sets out from planet Khanada.

[Top image from J.C. Whitney. That catalogue was awesome.]

From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

Saturday Matinee – Terry Miles’ Boogie Woogie, Wrap It Up, Can’t Wrap This, The Magical Piano & Christmas Of Love

Terry Miles finds odd pubs and unusual venues with under-used pianos, then heaves bricks of boogie woogie at the heads of the unsuspecting patrons. I love it.

Wrap It Up: Bonnie Raitt, Brittany Howard, Gary Clark Jr. and Jimmie Vaughan take on the Sam & Dave soul classic. Good gawdamighty.

[h/t Christmas Carolyn R.]

The only vid better than the Magical Piano is this:

Christmas Of Love (Little Isidore & The Inquisitors) is one of my favorite holiday songs, and that video makes it all the better.
[Related Little Isidore vids here and here.]

Christmas is coming, and around here the presents always show up on time, so see you back here tomorrow.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 614 – T-Rex Unwraps It, It’s For Your Sister & Bad Santa Booby Trap

[1st & 2nd found here, 3rd found here.
Bonus: Santa Gangnam Style.]

Santa’s Elvis

Kid’s got a killer costume, and is way cooler than the others.
Blue Christmas, indeed. Don’t Be Cruel, he’s All Shook Up.

[Found here.]

A Prediction from 1968

By the turn of the century, chances are you won’t recognize the familiar telephone. Based on services already in use or on the drawing boards, you can expect some pretty far-out developments.

For example, Picturephone see-while-you-talk service, already in limited use, might well be offered in full color and three dimensions. With it, you could do the family grocery shopping, look at the new cars, or buy a new hat without leaving the house.

Electronic switching equipment now in trial use, will call you back when a busy line you have called is free, or transfer your calls to another phone while you’re away from home.

[Image and caption found here. Bonus below.]

BTW, that’s Jane Jetson, not Judy…

Another Great Gift Idea: House Cleaning Pleasure

“Do you like the present I got you, Honey?”
“It sucks. Now GFY.”

[Found here.]