Category: Morons
Fixing A Crappy Sponge-Paint Finish
I’d be embarrassed to show that to anyone, It’s a very lame repetitive sponge-paint finish. and they didn’t even bother to mask the ceiling trim for the background coat.
So how to fix it? You’ll never match the color exactly, let alone the pattern of the splotchbrush. Oh wait! I know! Let’s put something even crappier and more hideous in front of it as a distraction!
[Parental alert: Might disturb little ones. Image below the break.] Continue reading “Fixing A Crappy Sponge-Paint Finish”
The .Gif Friday Post No.294 – Adding A Quart Of Oil, Pay Attention To The Kiss Cam & Waxy Girl
Great Timing, Poor Judgement
2013 Independence Day Parade
The float’s all gassed up and ready to go, and we’ll be at the biggest Independence Day Parade west of the Mississippi tomorrow. (I have a key to the crappers, too).
See you there.
Stolen modified float pic came from here.
UPDATE:
That’s what the float looked like today with a Ding Dong in front of it:
The Tim Conway Jr. Show is worth listening to for the theme song alone. It can be heard online 7-10PM weekdays AM640 KFI.
Graffiti – Risky Business
[Found here.]
The .GIF Friday Post No.283 – Hodad Beach, Invisible Kiss & Landshark
Puke.
Nine adults thought this was a good idea. [Found here.]
Hot Links From Below The Horizon
Las Adelitas was named after female warriors of the Mexican Revolution, and is a splinter group of the Brown Berets, a radical racist leftist group that believes California belongs to Mexico. I like the painting (by Sylvia Ji) but not the message.
Tony Clifton: The Man, The Legend.
Konceptofon’s Photostream is very cool.
Part 1 & Part 2 of a BBC documentary on Scottish proto punk Alex Harvey (1935-1982).
It’s Homer Time!
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal.
