Unexplained Nightmares Forever.

LobsterGirl

Please don’t do this to your children, and don’t do it to your lobster either. It’s just not right and it’s not funny.

[Found here.]

Happy Birthday. You Rock.

Happy Birthday

[Found here.]

“Quick, Robin! To The Batmotable!”

Batmotable

[Found here.]

Danger, Wilma Robinson.

Danger Wilma Robinson
Danger Wilma Robinson
Several possibilities here.
1.  She’s ignorant.
2.  She knows exactly what she’s doing but doesn’t give a crap.
3.  Her boyfriend didn’t fill the tank so she’s filling it with diesel.
4.  She runs a massage parlor in Great Barrington.
5.  All of the above.

[Found in here.]

Self-Explanatory

Stealth Drinking

Stealth drinking apparatus.
Dude. That’s the best you could come up with?
There are easier ways…

[Found here.]

Greater Than Great Hot Links

Duck People
Mr. Rogers’ acceptance speech.

For those who think wearing rings with monster eyes makes you look cool, they’re available here [via here].

Children’s songs, 1970s Belfast

Medieval illustrations of cats licking their butts [via].

Propaganda vs. reality.

Okay, this is brilliant.

bestrooftalkever:

Great Barrington – Business is Greater than Great! 

It appears that someone/some people have created a YouTube channel about the town of Great Barrington, MA that has a video for EVERY business in the town.

The song is the same in all of the videos and each video is just filled with some exteriors of the business.

I am obsessed.

this is real, people. and it’s realer than real.

It’s true. Business in Great Barrington is greater than great, and here’s proof:

Watch the entire play list. I know where I want to go on my next vacation, and I’ll check each establishment off my bucket list one at a time. Wait for the Great Barrington Cemetery
It’s greater than great.

[Top image from here.]

Riding with the Hedgehog. Kiss it.

Riding With The Hedgehog

[Found here, like you needed it pointed out in big ‘ol honkin’ red MSPaint freehand arrows and letters. ]

Another Great Gift Idea: Marblehead

Marble Head Game

Poke the Marble Head and the Whole Family will become excited, whoever they are. I really don’t want to know…

[Found here.]

Hollywood Vs. Reality

Hollywood vs. Reality

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 395 – Contortion Copter, Cheap Baby Food & A Mad WTF.

ContortionCopter
Paper Baby Food
Angry WTF

[Found here, here and here. Guess what’s going on in the 3rd one.]