
Someone went shopping for a new car. I wanna know how.
[Found here.]

“Hey Hey! Ho Ho! Whatisface has got to go!”
Vote for the potty of your choice. It’s your civic doody.
Do it for your country. Do it for your family. Do it for the children.
God forbid there’s a run-off.
So many puns, so little time. Who wants to go first?

And then there’s this.
[Top image: Frank Kunert‘s work is amazing. I’ve seen some before, and I was fooled. Found here. ]

If traffic wasn’t bad enough already, now we have turn clocks ahead. Crap.
Dr. Milton Friedman on tariffs & protectionism.
Dr. Thomas Sowell on tariffs & protectionism.
Want to tour a Tokyo capsule hotel? Nice amenities.
Guy put a GoPro on a conveyor in a Japanese sushi restaurant and the result was oddly fascinating (until someone or something blurred the faces). Here’s an edited version – watch it with the sound off.
Ilusión óptica en el iPhone X.
In 1966, rock power trio Cream had a hit with “I’m So Glad.” It was written and recorded in 1931 by Mississippi bluesman Nehemiah Curtis “Skip” James. Here’s James’ original version.
The Delaney & Bonnie & Clapton connection is a bit of rock history. Interesting article.
If you stop to watch one thing today, let this be it.
[Top image found here. “For God’s Sake, The Man Was Making Noises Like A Pig Rooting In Pudding!” Nice spoof. Smells like National Lampoon.]

[Found here.]

His name is pronounced several ways and he was one talented mental case. Yeah, I know. He cut off his left ear and painted his portrait in the mirror, but this sanitizes it a bit.

[Found here.]
“Bob, the copier’s out of toner.”
“Okay. I got it.”
“The copier is out of toner, Bob. Please take care of it.”
“Yeah. I got it.”
“Dammit, Bob, the copier needs more toner.”
“Okay, okay. I got it.”
“Bob, why is there no toner in the copier room?”
“I got it.”

Bob went to lunch and never returned.
Moral of the Story: Don’t piss off Bob, and never try to vacuum spilled toner.