Someone missed the downtown exit and went uptown instead.
[Found here.]
Category: Stupid
Vegan Hot Links Con Carne
Turn on the sound for this one.
Is this a great country or what?
Jake and Benson share some fries.
It’s the worst time in history to be a clown.
Blame Stephen King.
Japanese a capella doowop group is awesome.
Need a hard copy of Wikipedia? Contact this guy.
Archery is not the same as when I was growing up.
Random Word Generator.
I got, “Hunt dragon log, pocket oven vitamins, spy bandage.”
Scroll for Old Croak – Kentucky Straight Embalming Fluid.
This Interactive Graffiti Wall is cool. Express your artistic talent (or lack of) for everyone to see.
[Top image: Leonard Emanuel was a hoot. Literally. He was one of the winners of the 1975 Hollerin’ Contest at Spivey’s Corner, North Carolina. Held annually since 1969, the 2018 contest may be the final one.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 529 – Squid Nom, Chocolate Croissant & Turtle Lip Lock
Oh crap. Sand leeches again.
[Found here.]
Neighborhood Baby Monitor
[Found here. Awesome stuff.]
Open Mic Opossum
“True story. Okay, so I’m like sitting on State Route 4 enjoying some midnight road pizza, minding my own business, and this car comes outta nowhere and BAM!
“I’m like, ‘Dude, didn’t you see me eating that dead crow? Are you blind?’ They always say the same damn thing as they help you up:
“‘Sorry, I didn’t see you. You were invisible.’ Meanwhile, blood’s spewing out my ears like a Bronx fire hydrant on a hot summer day. So I bit him.
“I’m like, ‘Sorry, your hand was invisible. Ever had rabies?’
“So, yeah. I bought him 21 shots that night and he never even thanked me.”
[Image found here.]
Nothing much happened today.
Recycling
Nice faux ceramic tiles, too.
[Found here.]
Micro-Aggressive Hot Links
This is That’s a Moray also.
The Bunny Harvestman is a cutie [via].
Fortuna – Alfred Agache 1885.
Tim Burton-Inspired Makeup Tutorials. Why not.
From the Acceptance of Diversity Mockery Dept.:
“I identify as a computer, if that’s okay beepbeep.”
Compare this portrait with this one. Spooky resemblance.
Even toddlers know they have a job to do.
[Top image: Found it with an arbitrary Google image search “Green+Danger+Run.” It’s not the entrance to a trendy Irish Ska bar. It’s an exit from an amazing subway station in Stockholm.
Tacky Raccoons 