
[h/t Carl L. via email.]

[h/t Carl L. via email.]

So in other words, if you want to impress your guests with your talent for setting sugar cubes on fire, take up smoking first.
[Found here.]

[Found here.]

Image and caption found here. I don’t know whose chair that is and I don’t eat Cheetos, and if you’re at all squeamish about CheetoFilth, Stop Right Here.

[Found here.]