Take Your Business Elsewhere.

[Sent via email, h/t Nancy H.]

Mission Accepted.

[Found here.]

“When Death Rides the Rubber” – Popular Mechanics, December 1932

Okay, so who the Hell gave Death a drivers’ license so it could pull this crap in the first place? Why is he selling used tires?

The used tire business has been around for decades, and there’s deceit involved. Check out this recent video:

[Found here via here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 493 – Nose Twerking, Lizard Extraction & Pendulum Man

[Found here, here and on our refrigerator.]

Fearless or Insane? You be the judge.

Click on each and any image and be amazed.

[Found here. This related .gif got a lot of attention recently, too.]

Our Patio Rocks Harder Than Yours.

Listening to Classic Soul Instrumentals, waiting for friends to show up, and I spotted this. It’s been sitting in the WTF-To-Do-With-This-Baboso file for a while, so might as well post it.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 491 – Structural Pringles, Hot Pants & Bully Smackdown

[Found here, here and here.]

I showed the last one to Sensei Bunkessa. She said jump kicks are risky, that your adversary could react and block, which means you’re likely on the ground. Not sure if the vid is legit, or staged for a demonstration video, so any help to verify the source would be appreciated. We’ll give you some awesome credit and splatter it all over the internest.

This is the 491st .Gif Friday Post. That means that there’s over 14K .gif animations in The Archive and even I am amazed.

Yeah. We Know.

[h/t Carl L. via email.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 490 – Skateboard Oopsie, Doggie Oopsie & Workout Oopsie

[Found here, here via here, and here.]

How to set a sugar cube on fire.

So in other words, if you want to impress your guests with your talent for setting sugar cubes on fire, take up smoking first.

[Found here.]