What’s Wrong With Tenure?

Teacher Costume GRAMMAR FAIL

Funny costume, but I dunno, Babs. Maybe you should teach something other than grammar, like DMFQ 101.

[Found here.]

Street DJ with Gramophone, London ca. 1920

London DJ 1920

Free Bird? I don’t think I have that one, but I got Wang Wang Blues.”

[Found here.]

Matt Harvey’s Windup

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“Do you have any idea how slow you were going?”

Speed Sloth

[Found somewhere in here.]

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Tortoise above the Venetian Lagoon 1555 Melchior Lorck

Occasionally I google three random words just to see what turns up. “John headlight insect” produced this, and I’m going to try it tomorrow.

How to change a lightbulb.

A Fallen TearThe El Dorados [1956 Vee-Jay Records].

A Fallen TearThe Marcels [1961 Colpix Records].

Goetta.

Beep … beep …  beep … THIS equipment is evil.

The Chalk Police have been summoned.

Look out, Cannes. Look out Oscars. There’s an old kid in town.

[Top image from hereMelchoir Lorck‘s “Tortoise above the Venetian Lagoon” 1555].

 

 

Saturday Matinee – Tom Waits, Howlin’ Wolf & Ron Holloway

16 Shells From A Thirty Ought Six” is one of my Tom Waits favorites. Pure industrial grade Howlin’ Wolf. This clip was from his 1988 film dérangeant Big Time.

Howlin’ Wolf and other classic bluesmen were promoted by The Rolling Stones.

Great live version of “Jimi Thing” by The Dave Matthews Band in 2011. Jump to 07:00 for some awesome funk sax by Ron Holloway.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 431 – Pool Prank, Dog Lips & Mr. T’s Adjustable ‘Hawk

Pool Prank

DogFlapping

Mr. T

[Found here, here and here.]

Urban Camo

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The Poop Coop

Poop Coop

Well, Cock-A-Doody-Doodle.

[Found here.]

Like A Boss – LIVE!

Like A Boss

LOOOOOL!

That’s not a photoshop. This German company sells wearable plush meme pillows, perfect for any occasion, like these:

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[Found entirely by accident.]