
Miscellaneous earbone stimulation for throwing treats at the little ghosts and goblins. [Image found here.]
[Caveat: I don’t own the copyrights to any of these recordings. They are presented here for entertainment purposes only.]

Miscellaneous earbone stimulation for throwing treats at the little ghosts and goblins. [Image found here.]
[Caveat: I don’t own the copyrights to any of these recordings. They are presented here for entertainment purposes only.]

[Found here. Kinda.]

Hoy, Hoy, Hoy (Rockin’ on Christmas Eve), The Honeydippers (1997) The band was formed in 1996 by rockers Gary Twinn (guitar) and Danny B. Harvey (guitar), with Clem Burke (drums) and John Carlucci (upright bass).
Porky Pig does Blue Christmas.
Look at this doggle [h/t Bunkerville].
Oh. Christmas tree [h/t Mme. Jujujive].
“Seagulls gonna come. Poke me in the coconut.”
[h/t Bits & Pieces]
Ellen Baker’s Solar System [via American Digest].
Museum of Wonky English [h/t Memo Of The Air].
[Top image found in here.]
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

The Border Wall at El Centro is moving right along.
Heartfelt thanks to The True Heros of this crisis [sarc alert].
Google has filed a new trademark application with the USPTO for the name “Pigweed.”[More here.]
German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860) sarcastically identified common “tricks, dodges, and chicanery” used in debate in 38 Ways to Win an Argument. They’re all underhanded and dishonest, and are prevalent in today’s media.
[Top image from here.]
Bonks and Conks:
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

Okay, let’s have a poll. Answers are randomized, multiple choices are allowed, all anonymous. Pick your top three, add nominations as you wish.
Holiday Fun: Cat Poop Cookies.
From the ICYMI Department:
Porch Package Theft Payback is brilliant.
The Best Christmas Song Collection ever IMO.
If that’s not The Best Christmas Song Collection ever, THIS IS.
It’s not officially Christmas until I hear this version of Leroy Anderson’s 1946 classic.
From the Fun Facts To Know And Tell Department:
The song “Christmas Is My Time Of Year” was originally recorded in 1968 by the one-off supergroup “The Christmas Spirit” which included members of The Turtles (including Flo & Eddie), The Byrds and Linda Ronstadt. In 1976, an even sappier version was recorded and released by We Three Monkees.
[Top Image: I want to believe that’s a gourd. I really do, but it creeps me right out. These Christmas Tchotckes are very nicely done, but they would have given me nightmares when I was little [via].]

Click on any image to see it in its full glory. IMO these are FAILS or at least NICE TRYs, and any one of them that didn’t give little children nightmares might be considered a WIN.
[Images purloined from various sites that I didn’t keep track of, so if you see yours, let us know and we’ll give credit.]





Traditional Christmas celebration. I love it.
[Images with unedited captions found here.]
[Found in here.]