Tag: lol
Truth In Advertising: Wine Store Bombing
819 Yonge (SE corner of Church)
https://twitter.com/Barbie_Sandwich/status/666855646625558528
[Found here, and the Twitter hashtag‘s still up.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.412 – DUCK, Hosedown & China Dog
Mr. T’s Dream [A Challenge]
Go for it. Give it your best shot.
Find or draw an image, paste the blank over it in MS Paint (or another graphics program) and send it to us in .jpg or .png format. No strict rules, so the more outrageous the better (no X-Rated stuff please – keep it PG-13 at worst). In other words, doctor it up however you like. We’ll post ’em all at a later date, maybe put them up for a vote for the Best of T.
Submittal deadline is Monday, 02 November 2015.
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Cat Stage.
“I’m so glad to be here tonight, and we’ve got a great lineup. Kitty Litter will join us, along with Cat Stevens, and our special guest, Topo Gigio. Oop, wait…”
[Found here.]
A Nice Pair of Door Stops.
Give it some air. Not sure why anyone would want to do this, but so what. It’s Art.
[Found here. Perhaps NSFW, NSFK.]
Go Home. We Don’t Want You Here. Leave Now. Do It Quietly. We Don’t Want You Here. Go Home.
[Found here.]
Pat Reidy’s Contribution to the World: Coca-Cola Museum, Xalapa, Mexico
Hi, Pat. I see that your love for Coca-Cola is still alive and well. Why do you love it so much?
Pat Reidy: Well, firstly, I really like the flavor, but I also think that it represents one of the best publicity campaigns that there’s ever been in the world. It’s international, it’s intelligent, and uses everything to promote its brand. People see a T-shirt, a toy, a poster or whatever, and want to drink a Coke. Coca-Cola invented Santa Claus, and that says everything.
[…]
Yes, please. Tell me about the steps I need to follow in order to be a professional Coca-Cola drinker.
You should always drink it really cold; always from a glass bottle, or maybe from a can, but never, ever from a plastic bottle. The best Coke is the one that comes from the tiny glass bottle. I always buy the 355-milliliter glass bottle, though.How many Cokes do you drink a day?
I don’t drink it much nowadays. I drink one 355-milliliter bottle a day and I really enjoy it—you have no idea. Unless there’s a party or a special occasion; then I drink more. But that’s what I do now, because for years, when I had to teach 12 hours a day, drinking Coke was my salvation. I used to drink 15 355-milliliter bottles a day.Was it ever bad for your health?
Never. Back then there was no water. There was no purified water and they didn’t sell water gallons to keep at home. So between drinking boiled water or Coke, well, there is no contest, really. I also cook with Coca-Cola.What do you cook with Coke?
You can cook many things with Coca-Cola. I even have recipe books. My specialty is a hamburger that I make with my secret recipe. I fry it on my grandmother’s pan—which is huge—with Coca-Cola instead of oil, a bit of English sauce, pepper, garlic salt, and onions. It’s wonderful. I call it Pat’s hamburger. I also use it in soups. I love it.
Danger, Wilma Robinson.
Several possibilities here.
1. She’s ignorant.
2. She knows exactly what she’s doing but doesn’t give a crap.
3. Her boyfriend didn’t fill the tank so she’s filling it with diesel.
4. She runs a massage parlor in Great Barrington.
5. All of the above.
[Found in here.]
Tacky Raccoons 