[Found here.]
Heavy Metal
[Found here.]
[Found here.]
Not so long ago, owning a black and white TV was a status symbol. Then color TVs came along, and someone invented a tinted screen with a parabolic lens that less affluent folks could attach to their b/w sets to simulate color – it had a brown tint on the bottom for dirt, blue on the top for sky, and a bizarre flavor of red/pink in the middle where the actors’ faces usually were – and it magnified the size of the screen. This cheap fixit was often better at rendering hues than the color TVs were, as the latter often gave the actors a distinctive fuzzy green complexion anyway.
At least Spock looked good.
[More pictures of people standing next to their TV sets here.]
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Yeah, he was sleeping in the rain, but now he’s coming inside with that unmistakeable wet puppy smell. Guess what Blackie’s gonna do next?
(Hint: A dog with radius R will shake with the frequency w.)
He’s gonna do it all over you and your furniture because you were nice enough to open the door for him. Consider it Dog Thanks.
[Found in here.]
[Found in here.]