That’s Charon in the back.
[Found here.]
Makes me wanna puke.
So why have I been suspended from Twitter for doing nothing?
If you haven’t noticed by now, Jack Dorsey is an asshole, and my Twitter account that I don’t use has been magically reinstated.
Update: Here’s the notification:
“Okay. It’s 1-800-Eat-Shit.”
[Related post here.]
Update II: I was sent to #TwitterGulag (several times) for supposedly breaking one or more of their vague rules, I and many others are now vulnerable.
Twitter has begun banning a large number of accounts from the website, specifically focusing on accounts that have previously been banned or have received suspensions.
Yesterday a number of Twitter users reported that their accounts were beginning to lose followers at a rapid pace. The banning seemed to apply to a multitude of accounts with little explanation as to why they were being suspended. Users took to the hashtag #TwitterPurge to voice their concerns over the issue.
Archemedes’ Ladder?
Little Shop Of Horrors
[Found here.]
INT. DANNY’S BATH RM
Drawing The Wild Hot Links
Cows herd car thief to police (infrared video).
Cambodian DIY snake trap (NSFK). Those boys caught a big one.
TRUE. A dentist travelling to the Arab Emirate of Dubai from London was sent to prison (along with her young daughter) because she admitted to having a single glass of wine on the plane en-route. After international outrage, they’ve since been released. The UAE are supposedly our allies…
Sharia Law in Dubai. Not sure how accurate this is. The laws seem to change per offense (kinda like the vague and indecipherable Twittter and FaceBook Terms Of Service rules).
No pop stars, no vocal show offs, no overpaid social justice warriors “taking a knee.”
[Top .gif: A sphere has a constant diameter, and so does a Meißner Tetrahedron, discovered in 1911. Here’s the book used in the graphic example above.]
Saturday Matinee – Byron Ferguson, Raúl Malo & The Mavericks, Merle Haggard, The Big Town Playboys with Jeff Beck
“The center of an aspirin tablet is the exact same size as the center of a beach ball.” – Master Archer Byron Ferguson.
[Found here. Not sure what the target distance is, but it’s still impressive.]
The Mavericks (Raúl Malo / vocals, guitar; Paul Deakin / drums; Jerry Dale McFadden / keyboards, vocals; Eddie Perez / guitar) crank out some big band boogie woogie in Austin, 2004. It’s a cover of Merle Haggard‘s classic 1966 country hit “The Bottle Let Me Down.”
Let’s go one more. In 1993, British retrobilly band The Big Town Playboys teamed up with Jeff Beck to record “Crazy Legs,” a collection of Gene Vincent songs. Here’s what happened:
Have a great weekend, folks.
See you back here tomorrow, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel.
[Note: Facebook no longer supports WordPress Publicize connections to Facebook Profiles. Facebook Zucks.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 545 – Back Scratch. Watermelon Juggling Double Fail & Leaf Rats
“Yeah. My dog ate my stash, man.”
[Found here.]
It happens.
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 