A: You can’t.
Q: Name one new law that can be enacted that would have prevented the massacre in Las Vegas.
A: You can’t.
A: You can’t.

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Everybody wants to talk with Pee-Wee! Here’s your chance!
Choose a name for your game. Choose wisely, as it can’t be changed later.
Spiral-cut pinapple demonstration vid is pretty cool [via].
Fun Facts To Know And Tell: Take a regular deck of playing cards, shuffle them, and spread them out face up. IIRC, the odds of getting that particular sequence is calculated by factorial:
n! = 52! = (1 x 2 x 3 … x 52) = 8.065817517 E+67, or 1 in
80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000, and you just nailed it. The ex post probability of getting that particular sequence is always 100%.
Hypershock vs. Warrior Clan is amusing. The winner took out the other Battlebots with brute force… and a rake.
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Guy fitted his cat with a GoPro to find out what it does while he’s away, and no, it doesn’t sleep [via].
Ever hear of David “String Bean” Akeman? No? Here’s a documentary of the comic/iconic speed banjo player. Video starts at 06:00 for his rendition of the traditional folk song “Li’l Liza Jane. [Related post here.]
Akeman and his wife were murdered by burglars at their rural Tennessee home in 1973. The killers took only a chain saw and some firearms and were later apprehended and convicted.
The Blasters perform “Jubilee Train” at the 1985 Farm Aid concert in Champaign, Illinois. (Check out the impressive list of performers at the link.)
“Buckjump” by Trombone Shorty – a nice retro-funk groove to wrap things up.
Have a great weekend, folks.

This leftist racist idiocy needs to stop, and while we’re at it, we might as well STOP THE REEF.

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