In New South Wales, The Spiders Are Huge.

New South Wales Spider

A 1.5m long goanna gave a man a fright when it scaled the outside of his home. Eric Holland had been working in his shed in Thurgoona, New South Wales, when he saw the unexpected visitor darting across his property. Holland, who managed to snap a picture of the goanna, said: “I saw movement as I came out of the shed and I had a look and thought, bloody hell what is this thing? When I recovered from the shock I went inside and got a camera.” Goannas are often found in eastern Australia but generally live in the bush. They are typically wary of humans but are considered potentially dangerous on account of their bite. This one, thought to be a lace monitor goanna, hasn’t been spotted since it scampered away. A spokesman for the NSW Office of Environment and Heritage said the lace monitor could grow up to two metres in length and weigh up to 20kg.

[Found here, caption from here.]

Five Sponges On A Bench In Florida

Sponges On A Bench

[Found here.]

This is the Dawning Of The Age Of Aquariums, Age Of Aquariums… Aaaah… Aquariums!

Aquarium Head

Harmony and understanding. [Found here.]

Gastrointestinal Hot Links

Haggis

Blogger Gains Internet Following by Smashing Her Face into Bread Products.

Breakfast in Bahrain.

Lunch in Your Kitchen.

Dinner in Alaska.

Late Night Snacks in Bataan.

Bunk’s Secret Chili Recipe.

Pizza Pie.

Oh, and if you were wondering, that’s a Haggis. Only Scots eat them, and it explains and justifies the honorable tradition of wearing kilts.

Saturday Matinee – Glenn Frey & The Eagles, and Tom Waits

One of my favorite Eagles songs. I played that record so much you could see daylight through the grooves. R.I.P Glenn Frey.

The Eagles made me a bluegrass fan with “Midnight Flyer.”

Another favorite from that same album was “Ol’ 55.” It was years later that I found out it was written by Tom Waits.

Head down, chin up, and have a great weekend, folks.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 421 – 15mph Stupid, Googly Eyes & Still Life With Monkey

Brilliant FacePlant

Googly

Still Life With Monkey

[Found here and here, and I messed with the last one a tad.]

Truth In Advertising.

Truth In Advertising

Dude should’ve thrown a trollface for the win.

[Found here.]

That was easy.

Disability

[Found here via here.]

KACKA

KACKA

Тренированные в лагерях НАТО боевики с новейшим американским оружием. Киев, Украина.

“Trained in camps NATO fighters with the latest American weapons. Kiev, Ukraine.”

[Image and caption found somewhere in here:
http://ytug.kiev.ua/decaying_europe.htm/3/
It appears to be a Russian propaganda/snark website, but that caption is amusing. You might want to run it through Google Translate instead.]

Varmints

Our neighborhood has had gopher problems ever since the city quit treating the underground metropolis in the park 100 feet from our property, so we hired an extermination company at our own expense. They put bait in the tunnels, and they gas them.

When poison and gas doesn’t work, they taunt them mercilessly all the way back to the park. Now they take pictures of their taunting, and email the photos to prove it.

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True story, and I noticed that the photo was deleted from their customer link entitled “How Did We Do?”