[Found here, here and here. BTW, the secret to levitation may be found in here.]
Category: Humor
“Let’s play Gas Station.”
“Mommy said her tank’s almost empty. After this we’re gonna change the air in her tires.”
[Found here, via wirecutter.]
Restroom Design Fails
[All found in this awesome collection. Click on any image for larger view. More potty humor here.]
“What the hell’s a two-lane Highway? OuttaMyWay, Butthead!”
Cadillac prototype illustration by automotive designer Wayne Kady. [Found here.]
Super Absorbent Professional Strength Hot Links
Every State ranked by how miserable its winters are (and Alaska is NOT first).
“Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts” – Richard Feynman
Ran across the term “gundecking” recently, and inferred that it was something the Navy frowns upon. Don’t do it.
Need a helmet? Check out this Etsy account [via].
Great reasons to throw a tantrum.
Drug smuggling catapult discovered on U.S./Mexico border fence [via].
Remember Caddy Shack and killing golfers gophers? I want this. Check it out in action.
Reggae version of the Ramones‘ “Pet Sematary.”
Top image: A baklava wearing a balaclava while playing a balalaika on black lava [found here].
The .GIF Friday Post No. 472 – Cooler Pwnd, Dance Hard & Warehouse Windsurfing
Vinsamlegast skila þessu til Danmerkur konu sem vinnur í matvörubúð
[Found here. Reminds me of the letter to MAD Magazine that had only the image of Alfred E. Neuman on the envelope, yet it still got delivered.]
Fútbol
This explains everything you need to know about the Offside Rule.
[Found here, and yes, that referee is indeed Steve Martin.
Or Elvis.]
“Mom updated her Last Will & Testament and we’re back in. Let’s take take her to the beach.”
[Found here.]
Giraffes can be dickheads.
[Found in here.]
