Born In 1018 A.D.

We’re living among idiots.

[Image found here.]

This is not a hammer, and…

The ghost of René Magritte smiles.

[Found here.]

Open Your Mouth, Stick Out Your Tongue and Say, “Hot Links.”

Hornets in slo-mo.

Fired for farting – The Movie [via].

The age of being easily amused [via].

What best-selling author used more commas than any other before or since? Guess before you click.

From the “Ya Gotta Be Kidding Me” Department: Some jerks got upset because IKEA’s food court offered rice and peas. REALLY.


Ray Stevens on Global Warming Climate Change [via].
George Carlin on Global Warming Climate Change.
Some guy in Australia on Global Warming Climate Change.
Bunk Strutts on Global Warming Climate Change.


A Humble Request [updated]. We’re still in “wait and see” mode.


From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.


[Top image: That’s Mikayla Saravia‘s 6-1/2 inch long tongue. It matters because she’s cashing in on it. Story here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 603 – Mood Swings, Balloon Boy & It’s Your Move

[Found here, here and here.]

Urrrrrp.

I bet there’s a “No Parking During Street Improvements” sign nearby.

[Found here.]

Smokin’ Hot Links

I get this.

SQUIRREL!

Yellow Jello?

Cruel but funny.

Hey, hey. My, my.

This story should piss you off.

Tushar’s Great Adventure [via].

There’s a reason it’s called a ram.

No other word to describe them. Animals.

THIS irritates some folks, but somehow THIS doesn’t.

From The Naiveté Department: Couple Travels To ‘Break Stigma’ Of Countries Getting A ‘Bad Rap.’ Iran locked them up.


A Humble Request. Thanks to all contributors and those of you who continue to donate.


From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.


[Top image: A “kid” was spotted smoking at a soccer game, except the “kid” is 36 years old, and the “kid” next to him is his son. Image and story found here. (h/t Octo).]

The .Gif Friday Post No.602 – Clean Up On Isle 7, Daddy Splat & Cute/Creepy WTF

[Found here, here and here.]

“Should I Stay, Or Should I Go?”

“I’m walkin’ in concrete! Woah-oh!
I’m walkin’ in concrete! Woah-oh!
I’m walkin’ in concrete! Woah-oh!
And don’t it feel good!”

[Image from here. Lyrics references from here and here.]

“BEGONE.”

“You Shall Not Pass!”

[Found here.]

Hallo Pinyo!

Don’t laugh. You know exactly what he’s selling, ya?

He probably knows more about growing, harvesting and distributing food than you or I, and his wheels are better than yours. Jes’ sayin’.

[Found in here.]