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Category: Stupid
Highlights For Hot Links
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THIS made me smile [sound up].
The best Christmas present of his life.
The Guide To Baby Sleep Positions [via].
Earliest Known Customer Complaint “Letter” (ca. 1750 BC ).
A Slime Mold Solves A Maze [vid].
Analysis Of How A Slime Mold Solves A Maze [.pdf].
The Analysis Of How A Slime Mold Solves A Maze uses the differential form of Grönwall’s lemma (proven in 1919 by a guy named Grönwall).
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
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Mere months after Donald Trump was inaugurated, the author of that blog managed to politicize Highlights For Children. “I am a collage artist whose work has focused on examining social fictions whether politically, gender-based, or race by deconstructing the vast cultural clutter of mid-century America.” LOL.
No it’s not.
[Found in here. My own solution is below the break. DON’T CHEAT!] Continue reading “No it’s not.”
When to ignore your GPS navigation app.
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Uropygidian Hot Links
The best Chuck Berry album ever.
Terrence K. Williams is a hoot. Here’s a taste.
“Damascus steel from Balls from the bearing.”
Douche in a Camaro [via]. “Notice how everything was just fine until Mr Jacobs called… “
San Diego has a voting registration rate of 117%. This is AFTER purging a half-million inactive voters (i.e., non-residents and the dead).
Happy Birthday to Jeff Bezos, Marco Boogers, George Duke, The Amazing Kreskin, Sheila Jackson Lee, Rush Limbaugh, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Howard Stern, Rob Zombie, and someone else whose name I won’t mention but his initials are Bunk Strutts.
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
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The Dorque of WTF
Arthur William Patrick Albert, aka Prince Arthur, Duke of Connaught and Strathearn, son of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, circa 1874.
That photo wasn’t good enough for him, so he upped the ante.
Yeah. That rocks. Much better.
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Wood-Fired Volvo
Hate your cable company? Call me.
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The Back Of Peter Falk’s Head Board Game
“My favorite part about the Columbo Board Game is that they wouldn’t pay Peter Falk what he wanted to be involved, so they had to work around showing his face.”
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Tacky Raccoons 