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“Didja all see that? I fixed it.”
Need snakes? Here’s a cool DIY trap.
I’m not even going to try to explain this.
The first muppet to star on a TV show wasn’t Kermit).
Socialism explained by someone who lived under it: 1 2 3 4.
The Hippy Dippy Weatherman first appeared on The Jimmy Dean Show in the early 1960s.
A hipster threatened to sue MIT Technology Review for using his photo in a story on how all hipsters look alike, then found out it’s not him in the photo. TRUE.
From the Talking Heads Department:
Breaking news / bombshell / tipping point / the walls are closing in / the beginning of the end.
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Okay, it’s not an asteroid. I made that up. It’s a frog that was sucked into the upper atmosphere by a hurricane, froze solid, then fell from the sky. It reached a high velocity and embedded itself into concrete pavement.

Okay, I made that up, too. It’s a masonry term called “frogging,” but it applies to concrete finishes as well, and is a sign of good luck.

Okay, I made that up. Those may be my pants, but they’re not my shoes.
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Okay, they’re not my pants, either.