[Found overseas, and in here.]
Tag: FAIL
Static. Cat Static. Inescapable Cat Static.
[Found here.]
Lady In Red Hot Links
HandiMonster. Click it.
“Mind taking a photo of us?” [via]
Beerball: 2 runs and 1 out. Strike 1.
Steve Allen & Jack Kerouac (1959).
If you get this joke, you’re old.
If you get this joke, you’re even older.
Never piss off a quart of Mountain Dew.
LOL. It wasn’t even a parking lot. It was a dirt road.
Maybe she’s generating business for her body shop? Nah.
SRV broke E-string, swapped out guitar with no stopping.
Scamming the scammers: Guy logs into scammers’ systems, deletes their files. Profanity ensues.
Apollo 11 Astronaut Buzz Aldrin had just about enough of this dickwad.
Florida 1: Well, poop.
Florida 2: Generating business for her body shop? Nah.
Florida 3: “Florida Highway Patrol […] trooper and a deputy jumped into the river to get the suspect.”
[Top image circa 1978, Cancún. I married the Lady In Red.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 595 – Bowzer Boarding, NO MO PHOTOS & Air Mattress
The Citroën WideRide
Assuming that the girl in the sunroof is 5′-4″ tall, it appears that the actual car width is close to 14 feet wide. Awesome.
[Found here.]
Cajun Dragster
Looks like a 1987 Toyota Celica 2005 Honda Accord [?] retrofit courtesy of Honda. If he did it right, it’ll run forever, but it needs a plywood spoiler. And, nope, the double yellow doesn’t mean a damn thing.
[Found here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 594 – A Fear Of Snakes, A Super Hooper & A Lack Of Logic Puzzle
99 & 44/100% Pure Hot Links
THIS SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME.
What a happy otter sounds like [via].
What a sleeping dog sounds like [via]
Coast Guard seized 4000 lbs. of what?
In 1860, 10 of the 4.9% were Republicans.
The Irish banshee and the Scottish bean nighe [via].
Best TR Search Phrase yet: カモンエブリバディ ジョーンジェット
I hope he/she found this and this.
Antifa Portland Class of 2019. What a waste of white privilege.
Renowned economist Art Laffer didn’t invent the curve named after him, but he explains the concept here.
Former ICE Director Thomas Homan explains immigration law to AOC.
Only three people in the world can beat Chuck Norris.
One of them is Chuck Norris.
Another is also Chuck Norris.
The third one is Cüneyt Arkın [via].
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
A Humble Request [Updated 13 July 2019].
[Top image cropped from here.]
The .GIF Friday Post No. 593 – Simian Spring, Rockin’ Out & Penguin Plant
Photographer Fattens FLOTUS for Fourth – Reuters hasn’t changed.
That photo by Carlos Barrias [Reuters] of President and First Lady Trump looked a bit odd to me, because within seconds of that photo, Melania Trump dropped 30 pounds.
Reuters has a history of photojournalistic malfeasance.
Carlos Barrias’ Reuters bio includes this gem:
“I was very moved after covering the earthquake in Haiti. I was one of the first journalists from Reuters to arrive, and I was there for about 45 days. It was long and tough. You can see human beings at their most basic instinct for survival.
It was a very weird feeling in Haiti because I know I was there doing my job, and I would like to feel that our job means something for people, but at the same time I felt powerless. What do you say when a kid comes to you and asks you for water and food, and you have nothing but a camera? I couldn’t answer that question, and I felt frustrated that I couldn’t do anything.”
[Confidential to @ReutersBarria: I don’t know you, never met you, but you’re full of sanctimonious crap. You were in Haiti for 45 days without food or water? Sure you were. Please click on this. The first 50 seconds are just for you.]
Tacky Raccoons 