[Found here, here and here.]
3rd one seems to have originated from here.
Tag: FAIL
The .Gif Friday Post No. 600 – Do do do do, Equine Nasal Recorder & Buttwigglin’
[Found here and here. The 3rd one I cropped, reversed, spliced, looped and resized from, um, here. Click on any .gif above to hear awesome.]
BTW, this post is kind of a landmark as we’ve been collecting .gif animations and posting three or more every Friday. That means we’ve got about 1,800 cool in our Archives. Have at ’em.
It’s College Orientation Week!
Lemme guess. She’s a Journalism Major.
[Found here.]
Not A Bad Likeness.
[Found here.]
Let Me Take My Shower On The Wall Of Death
Damn The Emojis! Hot Links Ahead!
Funny & Chair. Guy’s a good sport.
Building a Les Paul style guitar (timelapse). Nice soundtrack, too.
What do the names, Orange Ricky, Blue Ricky, Cleveland Z, Rhode Island Z, Hero, Teewee and Smashboy all have in common?
A lot, according to Page 12.
=D XD XD XD XP
“Just go away, mind your own business, and get over it.“
Pure awesome. If her neighbors were smart, they’d do the same thing she did, then petition the Manhattan Beach city council to rename the street “Insert Emoji Here,” turn it into a profitable local tourist attraction then sell.
From the Save The Planet Department:
“It’s enough to eat a little less. You talk about environmental pollution. It’s enough to poop every other day. That will be better for the whole world.”
Jair Bolsonaro Presidente da República Federativa do Brasil
Either he never said it, or Bolsonaro was yanking somebody’s chain.
A Humble Request. Thanks to all contributors and those of you who continue to donate. The Goal wasn’t set arbitrarily, and we’ve still got a ways to go.
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image: Three sisters from the Strutts family archives.]
Saturday Matinee – Elvis Covers: You wanna puke or you wanna rock?
Found in here. So cute it’ll make you puke.
Yeah, she’s got it down on the uke, but it was garbage even when Elvis sung it. Adult singers are much worse since they should know better, like this FAIL, this FAIL and THIS MAJOR LEAGUE FAIL.
Now THIS is how to do an Elvis Cover right.
[BTW, Steve Goodman was the guy who co-wrote and recorded the best damn country song ever. He also wrote and recorded the best damn train song ever.]
This song comes to mind as well. Even Mojo Nixon got it and asplained it perfectly over 30 years ago.
Have a great weekend, folks. Be back here tomorrow to see if I’ve been banned from Twitter again.
Wearable Grocery Bags Will Save The Planet
Fish Faces :D :D :O & Sudden Realization Haiku
Sudden Realization Haiku:
A toddler tastes a live fish.
Fish tastes the boy back.
His hands enhance the story.
[Images found here.]
13,000 Years BC Hot Links
When a post hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s a Moire.
Bear necessities [h/t bekitschig].
Twilight Zone Radio Show Episode 61.
Gillette lost billions after a bigoted ad campaign.
It’s only 4th Grade Science. (Brilliant captions, too.)
Hans Prinzhorn’s Artistry of the Mentally Ill (1922).
“We spoke with many people today who say that the President should consider coming here to Baltimore … to see for himself.” [via]
READ CHAPTER X and explain to me how the U.S. Democrat Party (and Bernie Sanders’) platform differs from that of mass murderer Josef Stalin. Describe the results.
[Top image from here: “One unlucky day 13,000 years ago, a slight, malnourished teenager missed her footing and tumbled to the bottom of a 100-foot pit deep inside a cave in Mexico’s Yucatán. Rising seas flooded the cave and cut it off from the outside world—until a team of divers chanced upon her nearly complete skeleton in 2007.”]
Tacky Raccoons 