FAIL – Page 24 – Tacky Raccoons

“Should I Stay, Or Should I Go?”

“I’m walkin’ in concrete! Woah-oh!
I’m walkin’ in concrete! Woah-oh!
I’m walkin’ in concrete! Woah-oh!
And don’t it feel good!”

[Image from here. Lyrics references from here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.601 – Lil’ Mr. Not Amused, Ewe Fly Don’t Bother Me & School Taunt Fail

[Found here, here and here.]
3rd one seems to have originated from here.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 600 – Do do do do, Equine Nasal Recorder & Buttwigglin’

[Found here and here. The 3rd one I cropped, reversed, spliced, looped and resized from, um, here. Click on any .gif above to hear awesome.]

BTW, this post is kind of a landmark as we’ve been collecting .gif animations and posting three or more every Friday. That means we’ve got about 1,800 cool in our Archives. Have at ’em.

It’s College Orientation Week!

Lemme guess. She’s a Journalism Major.
[Found here.]

Not A Bad Likeness.

[Found here.]

Let Me Take My Shower On The Wall Of Death

One small step…

At least there’s a handrail you can impale your jaw on as you tumble naked to your death.

[Title was inspired by THIS, one of my all-time favorite songs. Image found here.]

Damn The Emojis! Hot Links Ahead!

Bath Day.

Ringtone Cat.

Jakow Trachtenberg.

Admiral David Farragut.

Funny & Chair. Guy’s a good sport.

Building a Les Paul style guitar (timelapse). Nice soundtrack, too.

What do the names, Orange Ricky, Blue Ricky, Cleveland Z, Rhode Island Z, Hero, Teewee and Smashboy all have in common?
A lot, according to Page 12.

=D XD XD XD XP

“Just go away, mind your own business, and get over it.“

Pure awesome. If her neighbors were smart, they’d do the same thing she did, then petition the Manhattan Beach city council to rename the street “Insert Emoji Here,” turn it into a profitable local tourist attraction then sell.

From the Save The Planet Department:
“It’s enough to eat a little less. You talk about environmental pollution. It’s enough to poop every other day. That will be better for the whole world.”
Jair Bolsonaro Presidente da República Federativa do Brasil

Either he never said it, or Bolsonaro was yanking somebody’s chain.

A Humble Request. Thanks to all contributors and those of you who continue to donate. The Goal wasn’t set arbitrarily, and we’ve still got a ways to go.

From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

[Top image: Three sisters from the Strutts family archives.]

Saturday Matinee – Elvis Covers: You wanna puke or you wanna rock?

Found in here. So cute it’ll make you puke.

Yeah, she’s got it down on the uke, but it was garbage even when Elvis sung it. Adult singers are much worse since they should know better, like this FAIL, this FAIL and THIS MAJOR LEAGUE FAIL.