Gaia doesn’t give a crap one way or the other.
That’s just the way she rolls.
Tag: FAIL
Fish Faces :D :D :O & Sudden Realization Haiku
Sudden Realization Haiku:
A toddler tastes a live fish.
Fish tastes the boy back.
His hands enhance the story.
[Images found here.]
13,000 Years BC Hot Links
When a post hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s a Moire.
Bear necessities [h/t bekitschig].
Twilight Zone Radio Show Episode 61.
Gillette lost billions after a bigoted ad campaign.
It’s only 4th Grade Science. (Brilliant captions, too.)
Hans Prinzhorn’s Artistry of the Mentally Ill (1922).
“We spoke with many people today who say that the President should consider coming here to Baltimore … to see for himself.” [via]
READ CHAPTER X and explain to me how the U.S. Democrat Party (and Bernie Sanders’) platform differs from that of mass murderer Josef Stalin. Describe the results.
[Top image from here: “One unlucky day 13,000 years ago, a slight, malnourished teenager missed her footing and tumbled to the bottom of a 100-foot pit deep inside a cave in Mexico’s Yucatán. Rising seas flooded the cave and cut it off from the outside world—until a team of divers chanced upon her nearly complete skeleton in 2007.”]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 596 – Shoulder Pug, Fossil Fuels Request & Pink Flamingo Rock
Seems legit.
Static. Cat Static. Inescapable Cat Static.
[Found here.]
Lady In Red Hot Links
HandiMonster. Click it.
“Mind taking a photo of us?” [via]
Beerball: 2 runs and 1 out. Strike 1.
Steve Allen & Jack Kerouac (1959).
If you get this joke, you’re old.
If you get this joke, you’re even older.
Never piss off a quart of Mountain Dew.
LOL. It wasn’t even a parking lot. It was a dirt road.
Maybe she’s generating business for her body shop? Nah.
SRV broke E-string, swapped out guitar with no stopping.
Scamming the scammers: Guy logs into scammers’ systems, deletes their files. Profanity ensues.
Apollo 11 Astronaut Buzz Aldrin had just about enough of this dickwad.
Florida 1: Well, poop.
Florida 2: Generating business for her body shop? Nah.
Florida 3: “Florida Highway Patrol […] trooper and a deputy jumped into the river to get the suspect.”
[Top image circa 1978, Cancún. I married the Lady In Red.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 595 – Bowzer Boarding, NO MO PHOTOS & Air Mattress
The Citroën WideRide
Assuming that the girl in the sunroof is 5′-4″ tall, it appears that the actual car width is close to 14 feet wide. Awesome.
[Found here.]
Cajun Dragster
Looks like a 1987 Toyota Celica 2005 Honda Accord [?] retrofit courtesy of Honda. If he did it right, it’ll run forever, but it needs a plywood spoiler. And, nope, the double yellow doesn’t mean a damn thing.
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 