Dental Office Plushies From Hell

How to instill a lifelong fear of the dentist in children.

[Images found here. It’s a Russian website with mostly funny stuff. Sort of like the Bored Panda of Moscow.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 623 – The Rain Train, The Getaway & Really Tired

[Found here, here and here. Related train .gif here.]

Heck Almost Broke Loose At The Office Christmas Party.

Ms. Heck is at lower right, in charge of the file cabinets.

[Found here via here.]

“Um, Bob. We’re out of toner.”

“Bob, the copier’s out of toner.”
“Okay. I got it.”

“The copier is out of toner, Bob. Please take care of it.”
“Yeah. I got it.”

“Dammit, Bob, the copier needs more toner.”
“Okay, okay. I got it.”

“Bob, why is there no toner in the copier room?”
“I got it.”

Bob went to lunch and never returned.


Moral of the Story: Don’t piss off Bob, and never try to vacuum spilled toner.

[Found here via here.]

Russian Office Air Freshener

Russian Office Air Freshener

[Found in here.]

Saturday Bonus: Tacky Raccoon, Sticky Blonde, and BART


Raccoon enters through pet door. Scopes out the kitchen.
Will he go for the cat food? Nah.
Will he go for the dog food? Nope.
This one knows exactly what he wants and knows how to get it.

She’s obviously tech support for Microsoft. (To be honest, I’d prolly be doing the same thing if I hadda work in a cubicle like that.)

Nancy Cartwright’s 2004 interview in Australia.
“I’m Bart Simpson, man. Who the hell are you?”