Happy Snake Is Happy


So two snakes slither under a bar.

1st snake says, “Gimme a rock and rye.”
2nd snake says, “Gimme the same.”
Bartender looks around the empty bar and hollers, “Insert punchline here!” The snakes are stunned, neither can speak.

This condition is called “a reptile dysfunction.”

[Original image found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.530 – Shipping Center, HooverDog & Maori War Face

You gotta see the first one full size.
The second illustrates typical dog survival instincts.
The third shows either complete disbelief, a Maori War Face, or a hyperthyroid problem.

[Found here, here and here.]


UPDATE: These appear to be the same dogs doing pretty much the same thing:

[Found here.]

Goo goo g’joob

Yep. No quetion about it. He IS the egg man.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 529 – Toddler Takedown, Blind Retriever & Cat Boxing

[Found here, here and here.]

Neighborhood Baby Monitor

[Found here. Awesome stuff.]

Think outside the box.

Like a boss.
[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.527 – Jacuzzi Bubbles, The Ethics Train & Love Fool

[Found here, here and here. More about the 2nd one here.]

Outside the Automotive Department

Someone went shopping for a new car. I wanna know how.

[Found here.]

The Musty Aroma Of The Hot Links

If traffic wasn’t bad enough already, now we have turn clocks ahead. Crap.

Dr. Milton Friedman on tariffs & protectionism.

Dr. Thomas Sowell on tariffs & protectionism.

Want to tour a Tokyo capsule hotel? Nice amenities.

Guy put a GoPro on a conveyor in a Japanese sushi restaurant and the result was oddly fascinating (until someone or something blurred the faces). Here’s an edited version – watch it with the sound off.

See Red Octopus.

Feel Red Octopus.

Hear Red Octopus.

Touch Red Octopus [via].

Ilusión óptica en el iPhone X.

In 1966, rock power trio Cream had a hit with “I’m So Glad.” It was written and recorded in 1931 by Mississippi bluesman Nehemiah Curtis “Skip” James. Here’s James’ original version.

The Delaney & Bonnie & Clapton connection is a bit of rock history. Interesting article.

If you stop to watch one thing today, let this be it.

[Top image found here. “For God’s Sake, The Man Was Making Noises Like A Pig Rooting In Pudding!” Nice spoof. Smells like National Lampoon.]

“Don’t take life so serious, son… it ain’t no how permanent.” – Porky Pine

[Found here, via here. Related post here.]