
It’s about 6-feet long and has two heads.
[Found here, via here.]

[Found here.]

Happy Mothers Day.
RIP Little Richard Penniman (1932-2020).
A fruit tested positive for COVID-19. So did a goat and a sheep.
Amazing milestone: First US Space Force recruitment video was released 6 May 2020.
36% of voters would turn in their neighbors for ignoring stay-at-home orders. That is disturbing.
Top image: Old man arrested for fishing under quarantine rules. Photo essay here.
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
Not sure what happened to the side bar. I blame meerkats.
Cutesy little standy-uppy weasel-lookin’ bastards.

[Found here.]

The Border Wall at El Centro is moving right along.
Heartfelt thanks to The True Heros of this crisis [sarc alert].
Google has filed a new trademark application with the USPTO for the name “Pigweed.”[More here.]
German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860) sarcastically identified common “tricks, dodges, and chicanery” used in debate in 38 Ways to Win an Argument. They’re all underhanded and dishonest, and are prevalent in today’s media.
[Top image from here.]
Bonks and Conks:
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

[Update: Apparently the one on the left is a fabrication, but it still amuses me. The beach photo comes from Getty Images.]
[Update 2: Looks like it’s either a mistake or a joke that went viral. https://jerz.setonhill.edu/blog/2020/04/21/no-this-beach-photo-doesnt-prove-the-media-is-lying/ ]