Hot Links con Huevos y Salchichas

WIN.

Cat boxes [via].

Eggs and Sausage.

Beer Pong – Level 11.

This is a Maori War Face.

These are Maori War Faces (minus one).

Her knees are real and they’re fabulous.

I hear, “Brain Needle.” It’s The McGurk Effect. Oh, and I hear “Yanny.”

If you ever need to fold a 5 dollar bill into something completely awesome, this is how.

Retiree uses a common Microsoft program to create artwork, and it’s NOT MSPaint. He uses MSExcel.

Guess which three countries contribute the most to plastic pollution of the oceans, then click here.

My respect for the late Muhammad Ali just went down a notch or two. Ohio Democrat Congressman Wayne Hays, Sly Stone, an unidentified British Jew and Ali discussed racism on The Mike Douglas Show.

[Top image: That’s Bambi Nicklen’s heel. Story here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 536 – Scary Scaffold, Diving Cat, Kitty WTF, & Whipped Cream Noodling.

[Found here, here, here, and here. Last one cropped, mirrored, reversed and reflected just for fun. Didn’t turn out like I wanted, but so what. It was an experiment.]

Retro Rocky Horror

[Found here.]

Very Cool but Not Cool.

[Found in here, via here.]

Important Mop Handle Assembly Hot Links

“Animal House” dialogue transcript here.

BOON: Otter, holy shit! Otis Day and the Knights! l don't believe this.

“Missing Missy” still amuses me.

How to make an Electric Tennis Racket Guitar.

It took seven minutes. Awesome senior prank.

The Outer Space Octopus Theory is plausible.

Danger Men: The Red Arrows.

Donnie Baker is justifiably pissed, “…all because my neighbor to the north told the Home Owner’s Association my boat was an eyesore. ‘WELL, SO’S YOUR WIFE, MITCHELL!'”

[Top image found in my kitchen.]

 

The .Gif Post No. 535 – Dial 4 x Infinity, Hamburger Heaven & Riding The Crazy Train

[Found here, here and here.]

We recently posted our 1,600th .gif but I don’t know which one gets the award because I’m estimating. If you’ve got time on your pants and you’re bored, have at it. –Bunk

Saturday Matinee – Porcapizza (aka Massimo Tortella)

Porcapizza is amazing [via].

The .Gif Friday Post No. 534- Scratchbird, Hooverbird & Catbomb

[Found here here, and here.]

Amazon Delivers Washing Machines

[Found here.]

Stir Fried Hot Links

 

“Stupid is rarely quiet.” – Bunk Strutts 5 May 2018

This is stupid.

Grease the pole.

Urban graffiti vid is better with the sound off.

Cat hunts and retrieves sponges.

Time passing too quickly? Consider a Slow Watch. Its single hand rotates once every 24 hours.

Major 7th arpeggio in B♭. Hold your nose and enjoy the Rectal Magnum Opus.

World’s oldest spider dead at 43.

This is a fun cartoon series.

17 minutes of lathe art.

Heh.

Cheap thrills: Find a pair of 3D movie glasses (not the red/blue type, the polarized kind). Put them on, look in a mirror and close one eye. Do it.

George de Mestral (1907-1990) was a Swiss electrical engineer who invented Velcro, but lost his patent rights in 1978.

[Top image found here.]