One small step…
At least there’s a handrail you can impale your jaw on as you tumble naked to your death.
[Title was inspired by THIS, one of my all-time favorite songs. Image found here.]
Cloudy With A Chance Of WTF
[Found here.]
Full Service – Wipe the windows, check the oil…
[Found here.]
Damn The Emojis! Hot Links Ahead!
Funny & Chair. Guy’s a good sport.
Building a Les Paul style guitar (timelapse). Nice soundtrack, too.
What do the names, Orange Ricky, Blue Ricky, Cleveland Z, Rhode Island Z, Hero, Teewee and Smashboy all have in common?
A lot, according to Page 12.
=D XD XD XD XP
“Just go away, mind your own business, and get over it.“
Pure awesome. If her neighbors were smart, they’d do the same thing she did, then petition the Manhattan Beach city council to rename the street “Insert Emoji Here,” turn it into a profitable local tourist attraction then sell.
From the Save The Planet Department:
“It’s enough to eat a little less. You talk about environmental pollution. It’s enough to poop every other day. That will be better for the whole world.”
Jair Bolsonaro Presidente da República Federativa do Brasil
Either he never said it, or Bolsonaro was yanking somebody’s chain.
A Humble Request. Thanks to all contributors and those of you who continue to donate. The Goal wasn’t set arbitrarily, and we’ve still got a ways to go.
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image: Three sisters from the Strutts family archives.]
Saturday Matinee – Elvis Covers: You wanna puke or you wanna rock?
Found in here. So cute it’ll make you puke.
Yeah, she’s got it down on the uke, but it was garbage even when Elvis sung it. Adult singers are much worse since they should know better, like this FAIL, this FAIL and THIS MAJOR LEAGUE FAIL.
Now THIS is how to do an Elvis Cover right.
[BTW, Steve Goodman was the guy who co-wrote and recorded the best damn country song ever. He also wrote and recorded the best damn train song ever.]
This song comes to mind as well. Even Mojo Nixon got it and asplained it perfectly over 30 years ago.
Have a great weekend, folks. Be back here tomorrow to see if I’ve been banned from Twitter again.
The .Gif Friday Post No. 597 – In The Camel Lot, Pretty Little Bottle Opener & Pumpin’ The Conc
Wearable Grocery Bags Will Save The Planet
Tin Can Tarot Vardo
It was a homey-looking stainless-steel-sheathed transport, so I decided to contact the owner of the vardo.
“Been passing by the parked “Tinct” often on my morning commute from the southlands. That thing is definitely compact and I’d like to know its history – where you bought it, who modified it, etc., just out of curiosity.”
Madam Colleen responded:
“Thanks for your interest in Tin Can Tarot trailer.
It was an old 4×6 hauling trailer we cut off to use the trailer bed and build a new structure with maximum interior space possible, and that was round so it became a tin can. It is all custom fabricated by me and a variety of BurningMan friends and artisans who donated time and skills and other parts I paid for. It was and is a true labor of love.”
I didn’t ask her about my future. I already know more than I want to.
Selfie
[Found here.]
Fish Faces :D :D :O & Sudden Realization Haiku
Sudden Realization Haiku:
A toddler tastes a live fish.
Fish tastes the boy back.
His hands enhance the story.
[Images found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 