[Found here, here and on our refrigerator.]
Category: Bizarre
12 July – National Different-Colored Eyes Day
I don’t know if Congress actually took time for this stupidity, but it wouldn’t surprise me. Most of those wallet-leeches can’t handle 6-syllable words, and assume that we can’t either because we keep voting the losers back in.
Oh, yeah, and that’s me in the photo, and I missed posting this on the 12th. So what. Do I qualify for subsidies and reparations?
[Related links here.]
Toucan, but Toushouldn’t.
[Found here.]
Comb-over Villain
Mama’s Got A Squeezebox, Daddy Wants To Drive Railroad Spikes Through His Temples.
“When Mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. When Papa ain’t happy, nobody gives a shit.”
[Found here.]
Polyptotons, Diacopes, Syllepsis & Hot Links
Any book other than a dictionary that employs the terms Polyptoton, Aposiopesis, Merism, Hyperbaton, Anadiplosis, Diacope, Hendiadys, Epistrophe, Tricolon, Epizeuxis, Syllepsis, Enallage, Zeugma, Chiasmus, Catachresis, Litotes, Metonymy, Pleonasm, Epanalepsis and Scesis Onomaton gets thrown into The Department of Overwhelming Pretentious Verbiage unless it’s written by P.J. O’Rourke. Unfortunately, this one was not, but it could have been [via].
Don’t know about you, but I’m kinda glad the Aztecs are gone.
Cyrus Cylinder is not a rock group.
We posted this before, and we’ll likely post it again: Milton Friedman explains how Capitalism works [via].
Full-time employment is inching up. Maybe.
Cat Eats Dog. You’re on your own with this one. Yeah, it’s safe.
Google “Dog Barf” and you get this – nothing but links to advertisements for canine-gastrointestinal products. No fun at all.
The Neighborhood Boy Saga:
Episode 1 – March 2016
Episode 2 – May 2016
Episode 3 – April 2017
Episode 4 – June 2017
[Top image of a Banded Diacope, (Jardine, William (1843) Fishes of the Perch Family, Naturalist’s Library, vol. XXXVIII, Edinburgh, Scotland: W. H. Lizars) found here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 492 – Cat Rank, Pink Shag Carpet Runner & Dog Dreams
Fearless or Insane? You be the judge.
Click on each and any image and be amazed.
[Found here. This related .gif got a lot of attention recently, too.]
Our Patio Rocks Harder Than Yours.
Listening to Classic Soul Instrumentals, waiting for friends to show up, and I spotted this. It’s been sitting in the WTF-To-Do-With-This-Baboso file for a while, so might as well post it.
Tacky Raccoons 