Category: Humor
Neighborhood Baby Monitor
[Found here. Awesome stuff.]
Open Mic Opossum
“True story. Okay, so I’m like sitting on State Route 4 enjoying some midnight road pizza, minding my own business, and this car comes outta nowhere and BAM!
“I’m like, ‘Dude, didn’t you see me eating that dead crow? Are you blind?’ They always say the same damn thing as they help you up:
“‘Sorry, I didn’t see you. You were invisible.’ Meanwhile, blood’s spewing out my ears like a Bronx fire hydrant on a hot summer day. So I bit him.
“I’m like, ‘Sorry, your hand was invisible. Ever had rabies?’
“So, yeah. I bought him 21 shots that night and he never even thanked me.”
[Image found here.]
Policing The Strip
Nothing much happened today.
Supercutaneous Hot Links
The antonym for the prefix “sub” may be “super,” but “supercutaneous” just doesn’t sound right.
An AI humanoid taught itself how to, um, walk. More here.
The straightest line between two points is an arc. Proof.
In memory of Zippo.
Clever girl. [h/t Rory P]
Czesława Kwoka (1928 – 1943) was a Polish Catholic child who died in the infamous Auschwitz concentration camp at the age of 14. She was murdered with a phenol injection into the heart.
China built a solar farm shaped like a giant panda. True.
The literal translations of the names of countries is cool. I’ve been to Land Of The Rabbits and In The Navel Of The Moon, but I haven’t been to The Village. Surprisingly, the translation of Iceland is Ice Land.
Actors cold-read statistics for a PSA and learned something in the process [via].
Radioactive cars from the Fukushima disaster are slowly being eaten by nature.
[Top image: Три українських жінки з яблуком found here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.528 – Gauche Proposal, Bot Reaction & Dock Decker
“Farting Against Thunder.”
In 1783, a political cartoonist could illustrate farting, but was forbidden to say the word. The cartoon above is in reference to The Great Siege of Gibraltar (1779-1783), an attempt by the French and the Spanish to capture Gibraltar from the British who were distracted by the American War for Independence.
“I fart in your general direction!” – Monty Python & the Holy Grail 1975
[Image found here. Related post here. Other potty humor posts here.]
Recycling
Nice faux ceramic tiles, too.
[Found here.]
Think outside the box.
Like a boss.
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 