I want one.
[Found here.]
Category: Odd
Sometimes all you need is a counterspy outfit with an all-purpose gun and special equipment.
“Okay, I need some bullet-shooting handcuffs, a bullet-shooting lighter, a bullet-shooting camera with 3 or 4 rolls of bullet-shooting film, a bullet-shooting WalkieTalkie, a bullet-shooting knife, and a bullet-shooting flat hand grenade. I’ll take that bullet-shooting mustache and the bullet-shooting beard, too. How much for the bullet-shooting missile grenade? Oh, and I’ll also need some bullet-shooting ammunition, then I’m good to go.”
–Bunk Strutts 10 years old.
[Images found here. ISIS has some of this stuff already.]
Flatulant Hot Links of The Hoity Toity
Do the Madison. Now do the Tighten Up. Now do The Frank Sinatra – eight ball in the side pocket. C’mon people now. It’s Hully Gully Callin’ Time.
I’m guilty of it, and my dad did it to me, too.
This is what Dads are for.
“From Fu Hao to Joan of Arc to Rear Adm. Grace Hopper and beyond, women have played decisive roles in military affairs since the dawn of history.” Who was the greatest woman in military history? USNI wants to know.
I met Myldred Jones. She had been the highest ranking woman in the Navy ( Lt. Commander) but I didn’t know it at the time. All I knew was that she ran a shelter for teens in trouble, was planning to build a 2-story residence for runaways on the adjacent property, and seemed like a nice little old lady. I was just a year or so out of the midwest, so was polite and respectful. I don’t recall exactly what I said, but her response was, “Cut the crap. This is business.”
Check out who’s under cyber attack and from where. Live map.
The Runaways. Yeah, I got it, but I liked this song better.
Please return your seat to its upright position.
Sam Kinison‘s version of Wild Thing was better than the original.
[Top image from here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 448 – Pangolin Yawns, Bull Fetches & StarWars Roly-Poly
November 1912 – Eighth Grade Examination for Bullitt County Schools
This one looks more legit than the ones asking “Do You Know As Much As A Capuchin Monkey Embryo Did In 1846?” type quizzes. Note that you may not check “B” for every answer and hope to get a passing grade.
Bonus Question: Who was Ora L. Roby? (If you have to ask Mr. Google, you fail by default.)
Extra bonus: Note that at that time in U.S. history only one President had been impeached. Name the other one.
Oh, and the last shot fired in the Civil War was off the coast of Alaska, and I’ll stop parsing now.
[Found here.]
Don’t bicycle and don’t sprinkle fleas on birds.
Urban Camouflage
“You mean that’s not City Hall? Well, hunh.”
Nine-storey large-panel housing building on the basis of III-46 series. Dushanbe, Tajikistan.
Architect: A.Podoprigora
[Found here.]
Flying Burrito Hot Links
Growing food to feed people and animals is getting more efficient, reducing back-breaking manual labor. Check out this hi-tech stuff.
Everybody knows that it’s a big ‘ol goofy world.
I blame Hanna-Barbara for this.
Roller Skiing. Yeah. Skiing. With rollers. It’s also about the only time you can put the letter “i” twice in sequence in one word. (II could be wrong.)
Gecko hands dude has gecko hands.
This is what you get when you Google something arbitrary like “Dark Sunday Face.”
September 2012 to September 2016 U.S. Manufacturing Jobs Graph [via]. Like that’s a surprise.
How to clean and sanitize your forks and spoons.
Top image from Donkey Jumping in Egypt:
“In this Friday, Feb. 5, 2016 picture, Ahmed Ayman and his donkey jump over a barrier in the Nile Delta village of Al-Arid about 150 kilometers north of Cairo, Egypt. Donkeys are a fixture of daily life in rural Egypt, where they are used for transportation or to haul goods, and can often be seen in Cairo and other major cities. But itís rare to see a donkey gallop, much less go airborne.”
Stuff happens. Sometimes it’s caught on mic.
Bonus Featurette: Hollywood or Bus
I blame Hanna-Barbera [via].
The .Gif Friday Post No. 447 – Now I gotta go pee.
[All found in here. Warning: there’s some odd redirecting going on at that site.]
Tacky Raccoons 