The Wedding

Pray for their children…

[Found here.]

The Friday .Gif Post No. 584 – Panda Trap, Fountain Of The Dogs & A Greens Spike Fail

[Found here, here and here.]

Vicious Gator Nearly Chews Man’s Arm Off.

[Found here.]

T-MINUS 60 SECONDS UNTIL BREAKUP

[Found here.]

Enlaces Calientes para Cinco de Mayo


What’s the word?
No, really. What’s the word?
Oh, jeez. Last time. WHAT’S THE WORD?


Koala Mom.

Veteran Dan Crenshaw stands up.

Nicholas Sandmann did nothing wrong.

“There are demon worshipers in the cul-de-sac” [Sound up].

There is a reason that she’s referred to as Alexandria Occasional Cortex. (Dude wouldn’t post my polite comment either, even though I’ve been linking to his site for years.)


We took an unscheduled trip recently, and Bunkessa had some observations about the plane flights: “They treat us like children.”

“Get in line. No talking.”
“We’re not going anywhere until you buckle your seat belt.”
“Sit up straight.”
“Put your toys away.”
“We’re turning off the lights so you can sleep.”
“BTW, you’re grounded until we say otherwise.”
“Curfew is at 11PM.”
“Once we land, you may go to the Carousel.”


10 years ago. 5 years ago. 1 year ago.

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The .Gif Friday Post No.583 – Three Owlets Ogle, A Progressive Man Applauds Something He Doesn’t Understand & The Secret Society God

[Found here, here and here.]

Hot Links and Airbags

Puke.

Asparagus FAQ.

Vindshield Viper.

There’s a lobster loose.

Arguing on Twitter is like

Norm MacDonald is Polish.

How to introduce yourself to a dog.

The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo.

From the Fun Facts to Know and Tell Department: The English words “banana” and “yummy” supposedly come from Wolof, a language spoken in Senegal.

Awesome. Honda airbags were recalled a few years ago and now the replacement airbags have been recalled also.

[Top image from here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 582 – Ice Ice Baby, Russian Generator & Pop’s House

[Found here, here and here.]

HellPeeps

[Found here.]

Bailing Water is a Union Job

Hourly wages plus guaranteed overtime, pays.

[Image found here. Original image found here via Tineye.]


Here’s the true story via Google Translate:

Heavy rain yesterday / Rufisque totally under water: Citizens are sounding the alarm. (Images)

Fortes pluies d’hier/Rufisque totalement sous les eaux : Des citoyens tirent la sonnette d’alarme. (Images)