Humor – Page 33 – Tacky Raccoons

The .Gif Friday Post No. 607: The Trampoline – Some do it better than others.

[Found here, here, here and here. Nos. 1, 3 & 4 were previously posted. I tried to link to original sources, some of the sites are defunct.]

Under The BaoBobby Tree

Way up the trunk it reads, “bOBbY + mArY.”

[Found here.]

“I think we should negotiate with these guys. They have potential.”

[Found here.]

Joseph W. Grimes Rides The Cleveland Bicycle

[Found here.]

Saturday Matinee – A Catfish, Banana Shorts, Steven Wright, Ten Years After & Edgar Winter

“We be eatin’ good tonight.” [Found here.]

Multi-tasking Bananas found here.

“I saw a sign that said, ‘NEXT REST AREA 25 MILES.’ I said, “That’s pretty big.”

Steven Wright was/is/will be pure awesome, and your pastor never has to block Wright’s commentaries from his 12 year old daughter either. Heavy duty clean comedy.

Ten Years After was (is) one of my favorite blues-rock bands before I knew what blues-rock was. Those English whiteboys played it nasty.

Next up is Edgar Winter, one of the whitest of the white boys, playing one of the biggest instrumental rock hits ever. Personally I liked his brother Johnny‘s stuff better, but so what.
Now about Rick Derringer…

Okay, I’m going to roll the dice and ask you loyal followers an honest question. What was your favorite song / band when you were 20 years old? Leave your answers in the comments below. I’ll try not to cringe.

Have a great weekend, folks, and we’ll do more stuff tomorrow.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 606 – The Twerk Police, A Dumpster Dumper & A Chilla Gorilla

[Found here, here and here.]

Roll On.

“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.” – Frank Zappa

[Image found here.]

Meanwhile, Cal-OSHA thinks that accessing a clogged roof drain with a 10-inch parapet and a scissor lift is too dangerous.

It’s true. The C students run the world.

No idea what those thing are, but they’re not your friends.

Natureboy doesn’t realize what just turned the back of his windbreaker brown, and now he’s got incurable earmites, too.

[Found here, via here.]

Ike Can’t See Clearly Now, Lorena’s Gone. Ike Can’t Seal All Opticals In Mauway.

Her pet turtle burped as she took the photo and the turtle focused for the first time. I have no idea who Lorena or Ike are, and I had to google Mauway. I think it’s somewhere in the Philippines near Manila. All I know is that they make great reusable large envelopes and folders there.

[Image with story found here. Post title from here.]

Petrified Fossil Fuel Baby-Eating Hotlinks

Red Shoes 1.

Red Shoes 2.

Johnny Zero.

The Old Oaken Bucket.

Messing with Dad’s stuff is never a good idea [Sound up].

“A USA Swimming Foundation study found that nearly 70% of African American children have low or no swim ability.” [Source]

Occasional Cortex got punked by a girl advocating eating babies, but that’s not the funny part. AOC’s non-reaction and acceptance of the premis IS.

Are you a freelance worker? Are you a tech guru? Are you self-employed? California AB5 should interest you. Employers and consultants are about to get screwed.

There’s a movement to recall California’s Governor Gavin Newsom (Nancy Pelosi’s nephew). Here’s his response as shown on the Petition: