“Um, Bob. We’re out of toner.”

“Bob, the copier’s out of toner.”
“Okay. I got it.”

“The copier is out of toner, Bob. Please take care of it.”
“Yeah. I got it.”

“Dammit, Bob, the copier needs more toner.”
“Okay, okay. I got it.”

“Bob, why is there no toner in the copier room?”
“I got it.”

Bob went to lunch and never returned.


Moral of the Story: Don’t piss off Bob, and never try to vacuum spilled toner.

[Found here via here.]

The .Gif Post No.521 – Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, Bossy & The Snowflakes & A Turtle Hat

[Found here, here and here.]

Chillin’.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 513 – 3 Plants. I go first.

[Found here, here and here.]

Cold Rod

hot-speedster

[Found here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No. 465 – Christmas Tree, Destructo Cat & Sno-Pwn

christmas-tree

christmas-cat-destruction

snow-pwn

[Top image is the backside of The Strutts Family Christmas Tree reflected in the screen of the TV that I watch only once a week. 2nd & 3rd .gifs found in here and here.]

 

Saturday Matinee -Slidin’ in Montreal, John Popper with Eric Clapton, The Blues Brothers, John Lee Hooker & Aretha Franklin

Self explanatory slippery wreckage with an appropriate soundtrack. (Here’s another version with a Canuck/Reggae/Punk soundtrack.)

Is it too early for a Christmas jam? Nah.

Yeah, I didn’t recognize Eric Clapton, but you can’t miss John Popper, and I can’t keep the image of John Belushi out of my head while listening to him.

Sorry about that, but I’ll make up for it. Lookee here:

Mitica scena del film “The Blues Brothers” in cui Jake e Elwood entrano nel ghetto per andare a reclutare Matt Guitar Murphy e Blue Lou Marini. Eccezionali le performance di John Lee Hooker (è proprio lui che canta il suo stesso pezzo Boom Boom Boom) e di Aretha Franklyn, che interpreta la moglie di Matt.

Vi auguriamo un grande fine della settimana, la gente. Ci vediamo di nuovo qui domani per più divertente.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 420 – Dog In A Bucket, Waves & Door Slam

Trapped In A Bucket
Waves
Snow Win Fail

[Found here, here and here.]

Just ewe and me, babe.

Snow Sheep

…with fleece as white as snow.

[Found here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No.418 – UAV Flies Thru Fireworks, 50mph Snow Plow & Ski Slope Webcam Photobombs

UAV in Fireworks

50 mph Snow Plow

Web Cam Photobombs

[Found here, here and here.]