Blow Dryer for Feet

“This setup prevents Muslims from having to lift our legs up dangerously high while trying to stick our feet in the sink one at a time. The alternative to that is we have to take a handful of water and pour it onto our feet below the sink causing the floor to get wet. Muslims also have to keep their feet clean before praying, which is obviously problematic in a bathroom where everyone pisses on the floor and walks with their shoes between the stalls and the sink, so you might see them trying to keep one shoe on while washing the other foot and then switching. It’s also why we take our shoes off before praying and use prayer rugs to avoid touching unclean things while praying.”

[Image and description found here.]

Myrmecological Hot Links

Cadillac Walk, Moon Martin (1978)John David “Moon” Martin had a minor hit with Cadillac Walk (as recorded by Willie DeVille) and also wrote Robert Palmer‘s mega hit Bad Case of Loving You. Both songs first appeared on Martin’s 1978 album Shots from a Cold Nightmare but received little attention. Popular in the UK but relatively unknown in the US, he opened for / played with the likes of Janis Joplin, Linda Ronstadt and Jimi Hendrix. Many of his songs had “moon” in the lyrics, hence the nickname.


Real deep.

Big engines.

Stick bombs.

All about mosquitos.

The Trovants are growing.

John Wayne beat the KGB.

The Pedal [via Mme. Jujujive].

The Swiss Top Secret Drum Corps.

“There is not a single sad person in this video.”

High-Tech Predictions From the ’50s & ’60s

Leon Redbone’s audience polaroids (sorted by year and marked with his ratings for show, sound and audience).

[Top image: Chinese motorcycle hair care.]


From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.

 

The .Gif Friday Post No. 675 – Ferrari Fan, 3-Point Perspective Sketching & Peach Butt Bidet

[1st & 2nd found here and here. The peach butt .gif came from somewhere in Instapundit, h/t Rightymouse.]

It’s National Carbonate Your Reptiles Day!

[Found here.]

International Polish Your Camel Day

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[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 438 – Cat Splash, Sand Splat & Dogwash

CAT SPLAT

Beach Fails

Wash N Wax

[Found here and here. First one was lifted from here, cropped and modified a tad.]

Bath Day 1910±

Bath Day 1910 or so

[Found here. Somewhat related post here.]

The 6AM Monday Morning F-Bomb

Dirty Words

After the alarm clock goes off, some make contrition.

[Found here.]

“YODAWG! WASH YO HANDS, BITCH!”

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Cleanliness is next to bitchiness.

[Found in here.]

15 September is Wash Your Hedgehog Day

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The procedure is obvious. First, get a Sharpie Pen and make lame pretend tattoos on your left forearm. Then, put two tablespoons of baking soda in a half-cup of warm water. Find a juvenile hedgehog, and instruct the little rascal about the importance of personal hygiene using your roommate’s toothbrush. (Don’t tell yer homedawg until the photo is posted all over the internest).

Blow-dry your hog on low setting and Enjoy.

[Found here. Kinda sorta related posts here.]