“Animal House” dialogue transcript here.
BOON: Otter, holy shit! Otis Day and the Knights! l don't believe this.
“Missing Missy” still amuses me.
How to make an Electric Tennis Racket Guitar.
It took seven minutes. Awesome senior prank.
The Outer Space Octopus Theory is plausible.
Donnie Baker is justifiably pissed, “…all because my neighbor to the north told the Home Owner’s Association my boat was an eyesore. ‘WELL, SO’S YOUR WIFE, MITCHELL!'”
[Top image found in my kitchen.]
[Found here.]
[Found here. Date & location unknown.]
[First .gif source unknown, and it’s the second one ever posted on this site. It’s one of my all-time favorites and inspired This Awesome Collection.
2nd .gif found here,
Third .gif was cobbled together from a video of a computer-generated humanoid that taught itself to walk, then run, by trial and error.
[Found in here.]
[Found here.]
So two snakes slither under a bar.
1st snake says, “Gimme a rock and rye.”
2nd snake says, “Gimme the same.”
Bartender looks around the empty bar and hollers, “Insert punchline here!” The snakes are stunned, neither can speak.
This condition is called “a reptile dysfunction.”
[Original image found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 