Category: Stupid
Nothing much happened today.
Halloween Hot Links
Emu.
Wild West town for sale, only $1.5M [via].
Socialism works in California, but only for some…
How to levitate the components of a sandwich [via].
The POTUS speaks about illegal immigration (and it’s not DJT).
Before they come for you, have your ultralight bugout bag ready to go [via].
The Not Too Bright List. Mix and match the metaphors and similes for fun. I’m not the brightest bulb in the crayon box of hair, so use at your own risk.
Halloween’s coming up in a few days. Just sayin’.
[Top image, Elvira, aka Cassandra Peterson.]
“Bartender, gimme a pint of barley to mix with my hops.”
Culturally Appropriating Hot Links
How jobs bounce back after a recession [via].
Please tell me what this girl is doing. Or don’t [NSFK].
The Jacob & Co. Astronomia Tourbillon Baguette [via].
Japanese amphibious force hits beach in the Phillipines.
Senator Elizabeth Warren released her DNA Results. Here’s a graphic.
They’re just peaceful protesters, not a violent mob. Walk away. Nothing to see here.
Hillary Clinton released her DNA Results. proving she’s not 100% extraterrestrial lizard.
A limited edition print of Lono’s Marlin Mask by Ralph Steadman is available for only $3,000 here.
[Top image: Gary Spivey and friends.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 555 – Domino Minimalist, Garbage Pickup Fail & Showertime
New Kitchen Lighting Gripes
The electricians finally showed up this morning, installed 8 LED fixtures with new conduit, j-boxes, wiring and wall switches with dimmers. The Missus told them she also wanted two pendants over the island.
I came home to find this. 😀
Not only that, the new LEDs are so yellow that our neighborhood will be rid of moths for the next 20 years. 😦
[Image source: Bunk’s kitchen.]
Color Control
“Green Control, this is Orange Control. Copy?”
“You’re kidding me, right?”
[Found here. Note that both images are the same size, but one looks closer than the other.]
Dude Earns A Lake Hat
[Found here.]
Short Order of Hot Links
Head Pong. On a family vacation, there was a British soccer team in town, and two of them were in the motel pool playing volleyball (with a soccer ball) using only their heads. They were amazing. During a break, I asked them “Doesn’t that hurt?” One responded, “Nah. We’re numbskulls.”
Male feminist sucker-kicked a pro-life woman in Toronto ON CAMERA. Once apprehended, he’s going to get some new roommates who frown on that behavior. [3 October Update here.]
For those people who complained about the FEMA Emergency “Trump Alert System,” consider this: All the illegal cell phones in prisons across the U.S. went off as well [h/t Jonco Steel].
Sorry for the short list, but things in meatworld sometimes take precedence. Meanwhile, here’s something from Bunk’s earliest blogging days.
[These] pets are very quiet, don’t demand a lot of attention, and won’t damage the furniture. Plus, you won’t have to clean up their little Number Ones and Number Twos, and they even feed themselves!
“Jabba” strikes a thoughtful pose. He likes a good story, especially one with a “Charlotte” in it.
Look! Barney’s laughing! “Little Miss Muffett” cracks him up every time.
Awww. Lulu is sleepy. Sing her a song, something about a waterspout. She likes that one, and will be fast asleep in no time.
Furthermore, they are completely harmless, unless you fall asleep and they crawl down your throat and into your ear canal via the eustacian tube where they make their way up to your brain to control your every move for the next 48 hours before you die a slow painful death as a zombie, eaten from the inside out. Or not.
How can you not love something as furry, adorable and self-sufficent as these little guys?
More cute photos at Dark Roasted Blend.
[Reposted from here.]
Tacky Raccoons 