“When this old world starts getting me down,
And people are just too much for me to face;
I climb way up to the top of the stairs,
And all my cares just drift right into space.
On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be;
And there the world below can’t bother me…”
Q. And what does the dog say?
A. “ROOF! ROOF! ROOF!”
Welcome Meepzorpers & Blorters. Beer’s in the fridge.
My favorite pinball game ever: Mata Hari.
“‘I prayed about it and stuff,’ woman says of stomping windshield.” Then she did it anyway [via].
Okay. This is pure awesome. If you take a 45rpm record of Dolly Parton’s Jolene and play it at 33rpm, it sounds just like Roy Orbison. TRUE. [Found here.]
Then someone took Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire” and turned it into a Dolly Parton song.
New website on the horizon has potential: WikiTribune.
Futuracha Pro is a font that morphs ligatures as you type. (I predict it’ll go viral until people start mocking it as the new Comic Sans.)
Slow TV is a hit in Norway: “The show titled “Salmon Swimming Upstream” ran 18 hours — and afterward, the head of the station said it felt ‘too short.'”
A desert dweller put the GoPro in The Bucket of water to see what might show up [via].
[Top image found here.]
[Found here.]
Soulsville, USA. Ax your chilluns what it means to dial a number. Better yet, plug in a rotary phone and dare them to call one of their friends.
Do you (or your parents /grandparents) have boxes of slides and negatives that you don’t want to lose? This may be a relatively painless archiving solution.
I find this disturbing on multiple levels.
Cold glass sculpting + Fibbonacci = Amazing [via].
This looks like a fun excursion if you have the bucks. Oh wait. Nevermind.
From the I Am Woman Department: I really don’t know what to make of this – whether to pity or to laugh – but the jerk is being a jerk. NSFK / NSFW
[Top image found here.]
[Images via email, h/t Nancy H.]
Originally posted on Imgur, some of the comments are amusing:
“FAKE ! the one on the Top Right is *clearly* Dr. Pepper.”
“And yet we shlorp out cranberry sauce that looks just like this every Thanksgiving and that’s ok.”
“If they think this is bad, they should see what vegetables look like before they’re harvested. Covered in DIRT. EW!”
“I thought these were candles.”
“I’m frankly impressed that the chicken noodle isn’t 90% broth.”
“Not gonna lie, my gut reaction is they all look delicious. Am I uncultured swine?”
“Soup is not supposed to be geometric I get it.”
“I find the lines oddly satisfying.”
[Found here.]
How not to dispatch a hornet nest. [Not the same vid posted yesterday.]
Bier Yoga: “We take the philosophies of yoga and pair it with the pleasure of beer-drinking to reach your highest level of consciousness.”
Got a CD collection? This article opines on what to do with it.
In 2006, Arnold Schwartzeneggar ended global warming in California.
Digging for snakes in Cambodia (Jump to 07:00).
Here’s a Black Racer having a Gran Mal seizure prior to death.
The castle of Sir Harry Delos Andrews.
Something is just so wrong with “themed weddings.”
[Top image of dogs on a ceiling found in here.]
