“All I did was knock over a vase, so they shaved me.
WTF did YOU do?”
[Found here.]
Category: Bird Stuff
The .Gif Friday Post No. 501 – BoomBoomBoomBoom, Bird/Camera Frame Synch & Dance Hard
The .Gif Friday Post No. 499 – Pelican Pecker, Scanner Ants & Futurisma
Canary in a coal mine.
The .Gif Friday Post No.494 – Hedgehogs on Inflatable Flamingos, Blooming Owl & Bear In The Box
Live Archaeopteryx Found Near Bayou La Batre
It was really annoying and aggressive at first, but it tasted just like chicken. [Found here.]
Mother Goose’s Nursery Hot Links
Welcome Meepzorpers & Blorters. Beer’s in the fridge.
My favorite pinball game ever: Mata Hari.
“‘I prayed about it and stuff,’ woman says of stomping windshield.” Then she did it anyway [via].
Okay. This is pure awesome. If you take a 45rpm record of Dolly Parton’s Jolene and play it at 33rpm, it sounds just like Roy Orbison. TRUE. [Found here.]
Then someone took Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire” and turned it into a Dolly Parton song.
New website on the horizon has potential: WikiTribune.
Futuracha Pro is a font that morphs ligatures as you type. (I predict it’ll go viral until people start mocking it as the new Comic Sans.)
Slow TV is a hit in Norway: “The show titled “Salmon Swimming Upstream” ran 18 hours — and afterward, the head of the station said it felt ‘too short.'”
A desert dweller put the GoPro in The Bucket of water to see what might show up [via].
[Top image found here.]
The .GIF Friday Post No.479 – Turkeys Circling Dead Cat, Jerome Howard & Little Kim Un
The Friday .GIF Post No. 477 – WTF Toy, ViewMistress & Nobody Notices Stupid
Medieval WTF
A long, long time ago this painting made complete sense.
There’s a wood-fired forge, anvils, metal working tools, a peacock, a gryphon(?!) a deer and a bigass possum watching a naked man without genitalia cringe as a woman takes an axe to a parrot while the wind is blowing.
It’s an illustration from a French manuscript entitled The Personification of Nature Making Birds, Animals and People [ca. 1405].
Okay, so Mother Nature had already finished creating The Birds, The Animals and at least one of The People, but then she realized that the poor guy needed a pecker. If anyone else has a better analysis, post it, because I’m done here.
[Image found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 