The longest word in the universe.
Dude got punked by his buddy [via].
THIS democrat candidate for POTUS points out a truth.
Witness: “…during a class discussion, another student asked the girl if she could kill five people in the class, who would they be? In response, the girl allegedly pointed her finger pistol.”
The 12 year old was handcuffed and arrested, charged with a felony for possessing an unloaded index finger.
[Story here, with links. Meanwhile, two students who brought REAL guns to school in the same school district were merely reprimanded.]
From the “I Was Just Holding Them For A Friend” Department:
A 27-year-old Florida woman who’d built more than 24 pipe bombs was arrested Thursday, after her parents stumbled across the incendiary devices and called police.
Yeah, we had the big black bomb SWAT disposal truck in our neighborhood once. Officer said it was more than just homemade fire works.
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From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image: A retread of an innocent logo I made for fun years ago for a small department in a big corporation that I no longer work at.]
“We be eatin’ good tonight.” [Found here.]
Multi-tasking Bananas found here.
“I saw a sign that said, ‘NEXT REST AREA 25 MILES.’ I said, “That’s pretty big.”
Steven Wright was/is/will be pure awesome, and your pastor never has to block Wright’s commentaries from his 12 year old daughter either. Heavy duty clean comedy.
Ten Years After was (is) one of my favorite blues-rock bands before I knew what blues-rock was. Those English whiteboys played it nasty.
Next up is Edgar Winter, one of the whitest of the white boys, playing one of the biggest instrumental rock hits ever. Personally I liked his brother Johnny‘s stuff better, but so what.
Now about Rick Derringer…
Okay, I’m going to roll the dice and ask you loyal followers an honest question. What was your favorite song / band when you were 20 years old? Leave your answers in the comments below. I’ll try not to cringe.
Have a great weekend, folks, and we’ll do more stuff tomorrow.
Her pet turtle burped as she took the photo and the turtle focused for the first time. I have no idea who Lorena or Ike are, and I had to google Mauway. I think it’s somewhere in the Philippines near Manila. All I know is that they make great reusable large envelopes and folders there.
Messing with Dad’s stuff is never a good idea [Sound up].
“A USA Swimming Foundation study found that nearly 70% of African American children have low or no swim ability.” [Source]
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Occasional Cortex got punked by a girl advocating eating babies, but that’s not the funny part. AOC’s non-reaction and acceptance of the premis IS.
Are you a freelance worker? Are you a tech guru? Are you self-employed? California AB5 should interest you. Employers and consultants are about to get screwed.
There’s a movement to recall California’s Governor Gavin Newsom (Nancy Pelosi’s nephew). Here’s his response as shown on the Petition:
Nah. Can’t be Newsom’s socialist policies that are crippling the State’s economy. No way. Nope. LOL
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From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image: Petrified Wood Gas Station is now a used car lot.]
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 